Strumming the fur guitar

Paddling the tuna canoe

5 Digit Disco

Buzzing the honey hole

Backslapping Betty

Bailing out the Gravy Boat

Beaver bashing

Bouncing the bearded clam

Buffing the box

Buffing the jewel

Butter schlopping

Buttering up the whisker biscuit

Clam twiddlin' jamboree

Critter cramming

Damming the beaver

Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone

Diddling miss daisy

Digging for clams

Digitis Erectus

Drilling for oil

Fingering the fountain

Flicking the minnow

Friday night lip service

Frosting the muffin of love

Giving yourself the finger

Going for the gooey duct

Impeaching Bush

Juicing the clam

Let your fingers do the walking

Lip smacking

Making tartar sauce for the fish sticks

Ménage a'moi

Performing a Pearl Jam

Petting the kitty

Piddly Diddler

Playing the slots

Playing the squeezebox

Poking the pie

Polishing the little pink pearl

Pumping the kooter

Punching the chipmunk

Reading in Braille

Riding the clitoris-sauras

Romancing thy own

Roughing up the suspect

Scrubbing the Cake Pan

Self-guided tuna boat tour

Slopping the hog

Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose

Smacking the clam

Spanking Lucy Stirring the cauldron

Stroking the newt

Tickling the taco

Tipping the Indian

Tissue tickling

Twiddling the bean

Twirling the pearl

Unbuttoning the fur coat

Warming the wrist rocket


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