Friends don't let friends take home ugly men

Women's restroom,Leftfield, Auckland, NZ


Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?

Park bench, Coromandel, NZ


No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.

---Men's Room, Iguacu, Parnell, NZ


Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!

---Women's restroom, Births,Deaths & Marriages, Christchurch, NZ


A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tyres or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

---Women's restroom, Lincoln Green, Henderson, NZ


No wonder you always go home alone

.---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Crow Bar, Auckland, NZ


Beauty is only a light switch away

.--- 2nd cubicle on right, Bass Bar, Victoria St, Auckland


Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

---Restroom, Gynaecology Dept, Waitakere Hospital


Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.

--- The Janitor (O week), Shadows Bar, Auckland University


What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.

---Men's restrooms, Police stations, NZ wide