Possible country and western song titles as sent to me by Mr Chris Law:


1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed

2. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

3. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

4. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

5. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?

6. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

7. I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2.

8. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine

9. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal

10. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

11. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

12. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

13. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

14. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite

15. I'm So miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here

16. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over You

17. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then I'll Number Two On You

18. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now

19. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus

20. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do miss him

21. Please Bypass this Heart

22. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger

23. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly


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