Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there any more.

Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there considers you a fat slut


Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Because you will be on your knees gobblin' on my fucking cock


Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine

Man: That's cool, cause after I get done smackin it in to you in the back of my car, I don't give a shit where you go.


Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: So that's how you got that little moustache


Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Sure that isn't "yield to merging traffic"?


Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilised.

Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load on your back.


Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: That works for me....... as long as you are still a little warm when I shove it up your arse.


Male: Do you want to dance?

Female: No!

Male: I think you mis-heard me. I said your ass looks fat in those pants.


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