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JOKE OF THE WEEK: (thanks Bear) Q: How do you stop a dog humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck him off.
STORIES:
Bug Jam : Story coming soon from Agent Elmhawk 1 Tony Hawks Legends of Vert: Possible the biggest media circus ever, skateboarding has got silly, shock result as a new face takes all the honors ( COMING SOON ) Newquay Boardmasters : nicknamed "The Bourbon Games" by all those who attend, free booze all round. Vans "no home comforts" tour video premiere: I had to hammer it back from Newquay to make this, my big screen debut! Urban Games: As usual this proved to be a comical day and night out and the weather was amazing. ( STILL NO WORDS ) How to build a ramp: No fucking about, me and the Wingman got the call and the SRRU (Sidcup Rapid Response Unit) went into action. NASS 2002 : A real extreme fest, girls and roller bladers were abused and Dainton got bundled. Meanwhile........... Back at the park 3: The annual booze up/skatecomp organised by Thirdplanet Day in the City: Manchester, Leeds and Liverpool were our destinations, too much driving! Rampbuilding: R-kade skatepark (Redcar): This was great, i got paid to work and skate at one of my favourite skateparks. Livi Funday (via Liverpool): This was my first trip to the annual fun day but I reckon I'll be going again. Oceanfest 2002: Down to Woolacombe for the weekend, drinking, skating and a bit of Bear self destruction. Rampbuilding: Burham (near Maidstone): My first assignment as ramp building assistant, what a great way to get sun burnt. Cowboy Theme Night at Spams: Wasn't here for this but it looks great, I heard Fraser went mad there too. Vans UK Team Tour: All the usual crap:- drunkeness, food fights, fire breathing and kids wanting more stickers. ( STILL NOT FINISHED ) The Long Awaited FLIP Video premiere: Will it live up to the hype? What do you reckon? Day Out at the seaside for a bunch of special needs kids - Yes correct, this is the story of the Clown/Sabotage demo at Revolution skatepark. Fat Plumbers Birthday - I missed this due to being in Brighton, my undercover reporter Downlow Matt takes up the story. Osiris Demo/Crossfire night: Possibly the most 'YO' team in skateboarding arrive in London on the Aftermath tour. Marseille Trip: The other weekend pretty much the whole of the London Bowlriding community relocated to France, here's some pics. More snowboarding: various accounts of more snowboarding missions. Wasted: A joint birthday celebration for Me, Boney G, Tats and Spam. Short story due to memory loss. Violent Intent: Their last gig at the Woodman before it get turns into some shitty poncey wine bar thing - it rocked. Volksworld Show 2002: Not a lot to say here because I was busy selling t-shirts, however I got some pics, so have a look anyway. Soletech Trade Show/Projects Video Premiere: Hadn't seen Chesson for a while, but always enjoy getting drunk with the illest looking man in skateboarding so off to Manchester we went. Violent Intent: The best band in the history of the world ever! Southampton/Southsea mini trip: Some ladies we met on the snowboarding trip foolishly invited us down for a party, Slow Ram got busy. New Years Eve Snowboarding trip 2002: The title for this trip was "Just For Gags", you'll find out why. (main story by Downlow Matt, additional stupid comments by Fat Sidcup, G Money and Ram Raid) CLICK HERE FOR ALL OF 2001's STORIES CLICK HERE FOR ALL OF 2000's STORIES
Upcoming events:Lowlife, Tour of the North, more Redcar, Reading Festival, Big Chill, Tony Hawk etc etc
Best of the Massive: These are some of my favourite stories so far........ Bug Jam 15: Low riders bikes, computer vandalisation, and a jet powered car. Last Night of Broadstairs Folk Week: We just got our shirts from the printers and were ready to go off the hizza! Board X 2001: No smart arse comments come to mind about this, just read and smile. Lowlife Festival, Brighton: Lowrider Bikes, Trikes and Cars along with the usual selection of Hawks - Guest reporter Downlow Matt. Manchester Trip: This trip had been planned for ages, it was still the usual nightmare. We got wasted though. Save Our Skatepark: Revolution skatepark may be forced to close, so I did my bit to help by going down there, getting wasted and really hurting myself. Snowboarding Tignes 2001: Getting the year off to a good start in France, and Manimal didn't even hit me. Board X 2000: Skateboarding, Alcohol and Strippers make for a good day/night out. (UNMISSABLE PHOTOS) Meanwhile Back to the Park Jam 2000: Could this have been the last great day of summer? Reading Festiva 2000: Rain, Mud, Monster Trucks, Grange Hill, Gateaux and The Stag. Urban Games 2000: Free alcohol proves too much at this gathering of the clan. Revolution Battle of the Parks Comp 2000: Chesson and I make a run for the coast and come pretty unstuck. Vans Demo in Croyde 2000: A tale of sun, golden sand and a bunch of drunken monkeys on a holiday camp. Bank Holiday Weekend in Newquay 2000: Me, Matimal and Chins headed down for the weekend, skated, drank and those two homo's had a queer encounter. New Years eve Snowboarding Val Thorens 2000: After 2 days in the plumbers van we eventually made it to Val Thorens for a new millenium week of snowboarding.
Interviews: Mark Brewster: Find out what makes this fool tick, in the deepest probing I've given someone since the last time I saw your mum. More coming soon. Next candidates Dave Robinson and maybe Fraser "Dreamboat" (his words, not mine) Campbell.
Other Stories:
Agent Rams out and about page:- The worlds biggest hawk goes out hawk spotting for your pleasure Skaters Shoe Collections: A view into the cupboards of the not so rich and famous Readers Pikey stories: Get them coming in, make us laugh Readers Fight stories: Your chance to amuse people at your expense, tell us about your beatings How to get skate coverage: Parrothead on the wind-up Stu News: Catch up on the whereabouts and activities of our most tragic friend. Micro Scooters: What the f**k is all this gay s**t about?
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