WELCOME TO THE DAN JOYCE PAGE
When I sent him an e-mail thanking him for the photos but also to let him know that my car was faster than his and that I was harder than him, he replied with this:-
(In Plymouth accent) "Eer meeat, you'z a fuckin' muppet. eyes ard' as fook. Me an me meeats ave got mental motors. Eyez gots me some new TSW venimz n that. I'z goes downs Milleniums and I'z gets awl the tops birdz n that. Reet meeat."
Thankyou for that Mr Joyce, but I'm still harder than u.
Mr Joyce appears blurred in the new ONDigital ad campaign
8/11/2000 This time Mr Joyce has seen fit to send me photos taken with his James Bond style digital watch, enjoy!:
Click here to see some of Dans porno artwork
(BE WARNED: THIS STUFF ISN'T PRETTY)
Click here to download Dans video for "It Doesn't Matter" (5mb)