TERMS FOR FEMALE MASTURBATION
Strumming the fur guitar
Paddling the tuna canoe
5 Digit Disco
Buzzing the honey hole
Backslapping Betty
Bailing out the Gravy Boat
Beaver bashing
Bouncing the bearded clam
Buffing the box
Buffing the jewel
Butter schlopping
Buttering up the whisker biscuit
Clam twiddlin' jamboree
Critter cramming
Damming the beaver
Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone
Diddling miss daisy
Digging for clams
Digitis Erectus
Drilling for oil
Fingering the fountain
Flicking the minnow
Friday night lip service
Frosting the muffin of love
Giving yourself the finger
Going for the gooey duct
Impeaching Bush
Juicing the clam
Let your fingers do the walking
Lip smacking
Making tartar sauce for the fish sticks
Ménage a'moi
Performing a Pearl Jam
Petting the kitty
Piddly Diddler
Playing the slots
Playing the squeezebox
Poking the pie
Polishing the little pink pearl
Pumping the kooter
Punching the chipmunk
Reading in Braille
Riding the clitoris-sauras
Romancing thy own
Roughing up the suspect
Scrubbing the Cake Pan
Self-guided tuna boat tour
Slopping the hog
Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose
Smacking the clam
Spanking Lucy Stirring the cauldron
Stroking the newt
Tickling the taco
Tipping the Indian
Tissue tickling
Twiddling the bean
Twirling the pearl
Unbuttoning the fur coat
Warming the wrist rocket