Read and learn (this could easily have been written by King)
What her drink says about her:
Drink : Beer
Personality : Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Approach : Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink : Blender drinks with umbrella
Personality : Flaky, annoying, ditzy, and a pain in the ass
Approach : Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Drink : Mixed drinks - no umbrellas
Personality : Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Approach : If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.
Drink : Wine - (Bottled not 4 litre cask)
Personality : Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach : Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation. (Manimals perfect women)
Drink : Barcardi Breezer - Hooch
Personality : Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated, actually has absolutely no clue.
Approach : Make her feel smarter than she is..............and you're in.
Drink : Shots
Personality : Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk...and naked.
Approach : Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait............(Pete Kings perfect women)
What his drink says about him:
Cheap Domestic Beer : He's poor and wants to get laid.
Premium Local Beer : He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer : He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid.
Wine : He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid.
Whisky : He doesn't give two shits about anything and will hit anyone (possibly with an ashtray) who will get in his way of getting laid.
Tequila : Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something with a pulse.
Barcardi Breezer/Hooch : He's gay.
Thanks to my friend Cathy for this one (if anyone should know about this stuff she should!)
P.S. I'm a Whiskey drinker ladies!