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Possible country and western song titles as sent to me by Mr Chris Law:
1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed 2. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling 3. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure 4. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 5. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me? 6. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) 7. I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2. 8. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine 9. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal 10. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye 11. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well 12. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better 13. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 14. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite 15. I'm So miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here 16. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over You 17. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then I'll Number Two On You 18. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now 19. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus 20. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do miss him 21. Please Bypass this Heart 22. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger 23. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
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