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Man: Haven't I seen you some place before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there any more. Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there considers you a fat slut
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Because you will be on your knees gobblin' on my fucking cock
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine Man: That's cool, cause after I get done smackin it in to you in the back of my car, I don't give a shit where you go.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: So that's how you got that little moustache
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Sure that isn't "yield to merging traffic"?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilised. Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load on your back.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: That works for me....... as long as you are still a little warm when I shove it up your arse.
Male: Do you want to dance? Female: No! Male: I think you mis-heard me. I said your ass looks fat in those pants.
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