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Spunking on a birds tits (5 points) Spunking in some birds hair (10 points) Spunking in some birds eye (15 points) Kicking some fuckers head in Shitting in a birds mouth (25 points) Shitting on your mates car Shitting in your mates car Shitting in your pants Smashing your parents house up while they're on holiday Getting out of bed every morning and thanking Jah for another beautiful wank Getting your head kicked in Girls with low moral standards Sunny days Farts Waking up somewhere after a night out and not knowing where you are Waking up next to some bitch who actually looks nicer than she did when you met her the night before (rather than the other way round) Pissing through peoples letterboxes Morning wood Fucking a prostitute and paying with fake money Drinking alcohol Tit wanks Being sick Shoplifting Being sick on your mates Being sick on your girlfriend (20 points) Claiming they fucked up your order in McDonalds and getting free food out of them Going away Coming back Getting so pissed that you can't talk Doing a stinking shit round someone elses house Being rude to people you don't know Pissing anywhere you're not supposed to The last few moments before you jazz on/over/in a girl The glory walk home after leaving a girls house, that you just violated for the first time Pregnancy tests proving negative Getting sexually assaulted by a women Catching someone trying to steal your car (and then fucking them up) Lying to girls F**king your friends mum Telling your friend about what you did to his mum Breaking things Bundles Bogling Not being gay Gatecrashing parties Phoning in sick at work Finding money Winning money Getting paid for doing nothing Laughing at ginger people Laughing at Germans Laughing at mullets Laughing at moustaches Laughing at geezers Laughing at fat girls Sleeping with fat girls Falling over Falling down stairs
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